Two tables are sitting in a bar and in comes a query: "May I join you?"
Your mother is so fat that if she sits on a binary tree she will make a list out of it in constant time ...
Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, “Are you ill?”
The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.”
Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Can I get you anything?”
“Yeah,” reply the bytes. “Make us a double.”
There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don’t.
My new computer is so fast it can execute an infinite loop in 3 seconds ...
From the Random Shack Data Processing Dictionary:
Endless Loop: n., see Loop, Endless.
Loop, Endless: n., see Endless Loop.